Dialogue Diva Gifts

'Have you ever ever considered growing old gracefully?' 'Wash your mouth out!'

"It's time for an adult conversation, dear. Let's give your father a minute to leave the room."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"'Yes' she said, 'no' she said."

"How do you think global warming will affect us?"

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

I could have danced all night!

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Exciting potato bugs.

Ladies

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Dialogue

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Ballet dancer.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Bow

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

Aerobics Class.

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

Burning

Mr and Mrs Bobelescu found their son's attire slightly outre.

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

The Tangents talk it over.