Duet Diva Gifts

'It's a duet yourself project.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

I could have danced all night!

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Tossing computer into canyon.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Ladies

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Out.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Why Poodles Become Killers

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Disco Bunny.

Dance.

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Ballet dancer.

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

Graph

Dance.