Doggy Diva Gifts

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

What female dogs think about their looks.

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

The Modern Novel.

Balancing work and family

Downloading Pregnancy

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Ironing day.

"I had to skip my workout."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Washing Line Walker

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'