Doggy Bag Diva Gifts

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why Poodles Become Killers

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Bernice Mountain Dog

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Lady drinking Champagne.

What female dogs think about their looks.

A day at the races

Cats and Dogs.

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

Barbara Cartland

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"That's a plumage don't."

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Too goth?"

Village Pet Shop.

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

"I'm a rockhound."

'But I must have bone! I need incentivising.'

Fashionistas 2012 - 'I'm Rapunzel!'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

A dog gives a woman a birthday card while she plays a harpsichord.

Good Hair Day

'We should have never named her, Queen.'

'Okay Floyd. You know what to do. And make it ridiculous.'

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."