Doggie Diva Gifts

(Hollywood dog) (Hey! that's the 'rin-tin-tin'. I ordered a 'Benji'!)

"Too goth?"

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

'That dog won't hunt.' Bird dog in a pink tutu.

Cats and Dogs.

Why Poodles Become Killers

"I'm a rockhound."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Cow and Milk

Bernice Mountain Dog

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

What female dogs think about their looks.

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Village Pet Shop.

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'But I must have bone! I need incentivising.'

Doesn't he seem really stiff?

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

'What the blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam'wich!?'

Yo, Gert! What are making with that yak milk?

A dog gives a woman a birthday card while she plays a harpsichord.

'We should have never named her, Queen.'

'Okay Floyd. You know what to do. And make it ridiculous.'

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

'Some days I curse that fertility treatment.'

Maude loved doggy fashion.

Model T-Rexs

'Still no boyfriend, Enda couldn't shake off her man eating image'

A-A-B-A...

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."