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"Too goth?"

'That dog won't hunt.' Bird dog in a pink tutu.

Cats and Dogs.

Why Poodles Become Killers

"I'm a rockhound."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Cow and Milk

Bernice Mountain Dog

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

What female dogs think about their looks.

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Village Pet Shop.

'But I must have bone! I need incentivising.'

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

Doesn't he seem really stiff?

A dog gives a woman a birthday card while she plays a harpsichord.

'We should have never named her, Queen.'

'Okay Floyd. You know what to do. And make it ridiculous.'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

'What the blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam'wich!?'

'Some days I curse that fertility treatment.'

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

A-A-B-A...

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

Celebrity Poodle.

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

'Still no boyfriend, Enda couldn't shake off her man eating image'

NOTICE ME

When groomers go bad.

"You wanted a really big dog! So you better take this poopy bag and a snow shovel and walk the beast!"