Designer Dog Diva T-Shirts

Village Pet Shop.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Kensington Fluffies

Why Poodles Become Killers

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Artist chained to his drawing.

Bernice Mountain Dog

Curtains haberdashery

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

What female dogs think about their looks.

Cats and Dogs.

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

Shoe Whore

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

"Too goth?"