Debate Diva Gifts

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

"That was very nice, dear, but don't you think you should begin to address yourself to a broader constituency?"

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'Well, of course I'm hypocritical! -- I have SOME standards, you know!'

May's Final Kick of the Can

'I'm, puff-puff, out of breath...out of funding and deep in debt, puff,...and out of the, puff-puff, running!'

"She can be outspoken."

Burning

"Yes, here's your appointment, Mr. Baker. Sims vs. Baker, ten a.m."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Scarcity

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

What's normal?

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The economy.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Changing Minds

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'