Debate Diva Mugs

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

"That was very nice, dear, but don't you think you should begin to address yourself to a broader constituency?"

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'Well, of course I'm hypocritical! -- I have SOME standards, you know!'

May's Final Kick of the Can

'I'm, puff-puff, out of breath...out of funding and deep in debt, puff,...and out of the, puff-puff, running!'

"She can be outspoken."

Burning

"Yes, here's your appointment, Mr. Baker. Sims vs. Baker, ten a.m."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Scarcity

What's normal?

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

The economy.

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Our Two Parties, Explained

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

We need a Europe of U-turns.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.