Data-driven Diva Pillows

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

'Great news - more doom and gloom.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Downloading Pregnancy

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

Out.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

"Influence this."

Graph

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'Damn! McGee's good!'

Line on graph goes right through floor.

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

'I would like to return this chart. It didn't perform up to our expectations.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

"My smart watch says I’m really dumb."

Remote work

'That's three 'ayes', two 'nays', one abstention, and one 'go jump in the lake'.'