Tech-savvy Diva Pillows

'My cosmetic surgeon did a great job. My computer uses facial recognition and it didn't recognize me."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Young Love'

Laptops

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Spell Check

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"When shall we three meet again...?"

Computer Fashion Show

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

Emoticons and human relationships.

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'