Tech-savvy Diva Pillows

'My cosmetic surgeon did a great job. My computer uses facial recognition and it didn't recognize me."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Young Love'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Laptops

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Spell Check

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"When shall we three meet again...?"

Computer Fashion Show

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

Emoticons and human relationships.

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'