"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."
Data-driven Diva Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with your data-driven diva? Our curated collection blends clever design and playful wit, celebrating those who turn data into art. Whether she’s a data scientist, analyst, or just loves crunching numbers with style, these products add personality to her passion. From quirky mugs to fun t-shirts and eye-catching prints, find something as creative and sharp as she is. Show her that her love for data is both insightful and fabulous!
'Great news - more doom and gloom.'
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"
"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"
'How can we solve this problem by eating?'
"Hello? Speaking, not listening."
'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'
"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."
"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"
"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."
The Modern Novel.
'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'
"Pssst! I had some CGI done."
Downloading Pregnancy
"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."
"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."
Out.
"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."
"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."
'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'
Graph
"It seems to be right about this point that our company started going into free fall."
"Influence this."
"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."
'Damn! McGee's good!'
'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'
Line on graph goes right through floor.
"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"
"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."
'I would like to return this chart. It didn't perform up to our expectations.'
'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'
'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'
Remote work
"My smart watch says I’m really dumb."
Data-driven Diva Gifts Collection
Data-driven Diva Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever designs for data-driven divas—ideal for her morning coffee or tea ritual.
Data-driven Diva Pillows
Find the perfect pillows to celebrate her passion for data with humor and style—ideal accents for her favorite space.
Data-driven Diva Prints
Browse our captivating prints designed for data-driven divas—great for inspiring her workspace or adding personality to her home.
Data-driven Diva T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts perfect for data-loving divas—fun, witty, and crafted to showcase her analytical flair.