Data-driven Dreamer Gifts

'Well, the GOOD news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have genuine interest in the product...His name is Nigel and he lives with his mother in Barnsley.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Barcode Dreams

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

Money Plant.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Binary Man

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Keep on Truckin.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."