Data Dreamers Gifts

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Home Sweet Home

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

Geek fairies

"I love your optimism."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'These latest figure are encouraging...'