Data Dreamers T-Shirts

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

Geek fairies

"I love your optimism."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

i-teddy

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

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