Big Data Dreamer Gifts

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

S.S.dot.com

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"Moreover, profits double if we move in with our parents."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."

Entering New York City - Check it out