Data-driven Performer Gifts

Charts and Graphs Greatest Hits

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Snowprov

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"I, TikTok."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'He's maturing early.'

Primitive magician

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"I love your optimism."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Orchestra conductor

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."