Digital Performer Gifts

"This is off our first TikTok."

Types of online-ing

New Age Busking

Haircuts

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"I, TikTok."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

Take a bow!

Double Saxophone

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"So how much money do you make?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'Does a blog count as being published.'

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

One-man band - One-man office

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"Maybe this is a good time to sign up for the online version of this newspaper."

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'