Digital Performer Gifts

"This is off our first TikTok."

Types of online-ing

New Age Busking

Haircuts

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

Take a bow!

Double Saxophone

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'Does a blog count as being published.'

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

One-man band - One-man office

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

"Maybe this is a good time to sign up for the online version of this newspaper."

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Drawing graphs on a computer.

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"