Digital Performers Gifts

"Livestreaming my music has really helped me to connect with my fan."

Haircuts

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Double Saxophone

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"This is off our first TikTok."

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

One-man band - One-man office

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?