Digital Performers Mugs

"Livestreaming my music has really helped me to connect with my fan."

Haircuts

"I, TikTok."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Internet.

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Double Saxophone

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"So how much money do you make?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

One-man band - One-man office

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'