Digital Dramatist Gifts

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

"Looks like the computer is down again"

"No, your sister isn't mad at us. Since she started university she now thinks it's mandatory to work up a sense of offended outrage before she logs on to any sort of social media."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I, TikTok."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

A man taking a bow

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Creativity 2.0

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Samuel Beckett

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

Wedding selfie stick

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Collected works

'I've started a blog.'

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Harold Pinterest

Content Creator

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'