Diy Dramatist Gifts

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Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Comedy and tragedy masks

A man taking a bow

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

'Hard to follow...'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Extra innings.

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

James Barrie.

Samuel Beckett

John Masefield.

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Eugene Ionesco

The Modern Godot

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Oscar Wilde

Henrik Ibsen

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

Harold Pinterest

Modern Day Hamlet.

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

To Be/Not To Be

I know they told me not to bark

Euripides

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

Eugene O'Neill.

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.