Digital Dramatist Pillows

"Looks like the computer is down again"

"No, your sister isn't mad at us. Since she started university she now thinks it's mandatory to work up a sense of offended outrage before she logs on to any sort of social media."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

A man taking a bow

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Wedding selfie stick

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'I've started a blog.'

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Harold Pinterest

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

Content Creator

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'