Digital Drama Devotee Pillows

'He wants custody of the Twitter followers.'

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'He's not a Super Influencer, he's a very naughty boy!'

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

'Safe!'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

'Well she came out of nowhere! It all happened in slow motion!'

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

He's just discovereed that our £450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in swindon using his mum's computer.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

New Gods

Martin Clunes

Docu-Drama News

"Stop! Someone's texting!!!"

'...And tune in at eleven tonight for a special report on whatever happens next!'

"Looks like the computer is down again"

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

"Sorry, honey. Did we wake you with our weeping and gnashing of teeth?"

Men's Intuition: 'Oh, I can tell from that look you're never going to let this go.'

"Honey, I forgot my password hint answer. Which plague did my mother compare you to?"

"There's nothing wrong with me, we're just making another TV hospital drama."

'Let's just say you've unfriended the wrong person!'

A Girl's Guide to using a Mobile Phone

Telly Savalas

Harvey had never had a meal that disagreed with him this violently before.

Although it would take a lot of hard work and years of therapy, hardcore gaming couple Jim and Anita would eventually get past Jim's infidelity,

"Quite often I think he's losing the will to live."