Digital Drama Lovers Pillows

Although it would take a lot of hard work and years of therapy, hardcore gaming couple Jim and Anita would eventually get past Jim's infidelity,

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"I wish school was more like TV."

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

Plan B

He's just discovereed that our £450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in swindon using his mum's computer.

"He joined in the debate."

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

"Anything you say will be taken down and edited for 'Crimewatch.'