Digital Drama Queen Pillows

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

Reginald Bunthorne

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I, TikTok."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

The Modern Novel.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Downloading Pregnancy

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Noel Coward.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Lady Macbeth

WTF?

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

"Influence this."

Situation Tragedy.

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,