Digital Drama King Or Queen Pillows

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

University Soapflakes

'Great Therapy!'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

To read or not to read?

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Feel my claw of death!"

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

Harold Pinterest

'He's not a Super Influencer, he's a very naughty boy!'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

Backstage at the Globe Theater. I'm going to practice my soliloquy one more time. To be or not to be that is the question ... Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Excuse me, it's showtime. Break a leg! You too! I guess you can't make a "Hamlet" without breaking a few legs!

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

Siegfried is speared

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

Shakespeare originally wrote "Romeo and Juliet" as a comedy.

He's just discovereed that our £450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in swindon using his mum's computer.

Downtrodden Abbey

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience