Digital Drama Observer Pillows

@Rudy_Park: Hey Twitter suckas, u pack of pathetic losers, a question for u. Do you guys like me? What have you done? I mean I don't like you! Too late, pack it up, loser!

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

"Go ask your search engine."

'He's not a Super Influencer, he's a very naughty boy!'

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

Musk's Twitter

Gotta take you out, kid – You're getting booed off the field on my Twitter feed.

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

Mobile Phone Mobile.

He's just discovereed that our £450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in swindon using his mum's computer.

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

'Good news, Mr. Wilson - the DNA-test just proved your innocence!'

"Oh look, dear. when you press 'alt-right' it types a little swastika!"

Weapons of Mass Comparison

'Jenkins, there's no easy way for me to say this, so I suggest you download your dismissal as a PDF file from the company website.'

Traumatized by the event, Goldilocks was never able to have a relationship with a hairy man: 'EEK!': 'This is my last blind date!'

"Sorry, honey. Did we wake you with our weeping and gnashing of teeth?"

"Looks like the computer is down again"

"Stop! Someone's texting!!!"

"Talk about overkill. She broke up with me by text, 6 types of social media, and then through her attorney."

Rumor Control Center: Chicken Little.

"Just wondering - after you steal my thunder, what do you do with it?"

"Honey, I forgot my password hint answer. Which plague did my mother compare you to?"

Although it would take a lot of hard work and years of therapy, hardcore gaming couple Jim and Anita would eventually get past Jim's infidelity,

"There, there, son, you know your mother and I are always here for you."

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"I've heard they only have a six second attention span."