Digital Drama Enthusiasts Pillows

"Honey, I forgot my password hint answer. Which plague did my mother compare you to?"

Theatre Masks and Butts

Scarpia from Tosca

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Drama Llama

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

Harold Pinterest

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

'I give it six months.'

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

Brunhilde

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

He's just discovereed that our £450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in swindon using his mum's computer.

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

"This time, she went too far."

Covid Masks