Digital Drama Enthusiasts Gifts

"Honey, I forgot my password hint answer. Which plague did my mother compare you to?"

Theatre Masks and Butts

Scarpia from Tosca

Lord George brings news of the debate

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Actor practising his indian war crys

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Drama Llama

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Paul and Debbie.

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

Harold Pinterest

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

'He's not a Super Influencer, he's a very naughty boy!'

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

The Harold Pinter theatre...

'I give it six months.'

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

Brunhilde

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

"This time, she went too far."

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"