Digital Drama Queens Gifts

"Describing it as a life-changing experience that will haunt you for years to come may be a little dramatic. After all, our Internet was only down for an hour."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

Haircuts

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I, TikTok."

Reginald Bunthorne

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

The Modern Novel.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Downloading Pregnancy

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Noel Coward.

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Lady Macbeth

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

WTF?

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Situation Tragedy.

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

Doctor Bartolo

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""