Digital Drama Enthusiast Gifts

"Sorry, honey. Did we wake you with our weeping and gnashing of teeth?"

You're always chastising Rudy for using the web, yet here you are. How do you explain yourself? Something magical happened. I saw a small child break into tears at this computer and run away. I came to see what happened. That's when I discovered it. The comments section beneath a news article. A wonderland of mockery, bitterness and good old-fashioned blood feuds. Is that Sadie hugging that computer? Let's talk about something else.

"You've been sending steamy e-mails to that woman in Florida again!"

'Let's just say you've unfriended the wrong person!'

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

University Soapflakes

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Falstaff

Theatre Crowd

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Two Rages Passing in the Night

Scarpia's Palace

"True crime meets reality TV"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Midsummer Night's Dream

Friedrich Schiller

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"