Digital Drama Enthusiast Gifts

"Sorry, honey. Did we wake you with our weeping and gnashing of teeth?"

"You've been sending steamy e-mails to that woman in Florida again!"

'Let's just say you've unfriended the wrong person!'

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Falstaff

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

Midsummer Night's Dream

Friedrich Schiller

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"