Digital Drama Queens Pillows

"Describing it as a life-changing experience that will haunt you for years to come may be a little dramatic. After all, our Internet was only down for an hour."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

Haircuts

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Reginald Bunthorne

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Downloading Pregnancy

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

WTF?

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Lady Macbeth

Berta screams out!

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Doctor Bartolo

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"Influence this."

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."