Dating Drama Observer Pillows

Traumatized by the event, Goldilocks was never able to have a relationship with a hairy man: 'EEK!': 'This is my last blind date!'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

'This isn't the kind of animal magnetism I like in a man, Frank.'

"He's a terrible drunk."

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'Frankly, don't bother fighting over me: I don't fancy either of you...'

'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

Nerd night out.

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'Where do I go to forget about men?'

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

'You need to do more than rustle your plumage, sir, to woo me.'

"We can't go back to my place the cops are digging up the basement."

'I've just discovered how much we two have in common - including my boyfriend!'

"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."

'But enough about me, now let's talk about your money.'

It's not you, Tom. It's your, ah, um...'

'How about giving me your phone number?. . . But I don't know your name.'

'The name's Bond . . .Vagabond . . . '

'Don't take it personally Dave, I'm just not into guys with ponytails.'

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

Speed Dating/Speed Dumping

Drawing the Short Straw.

'Hey baby, how 'bout we go back to my place and do a little family planning?'

'The Body Shop'