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"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

"Go ask your search engine."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

He's just discovereed that our £450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in swindon using his mum's computer.

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"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

"Oh look, dear. when you press 'alt-right' it types a little swastika!"

'Good news, Mr. Wilson - the DNA-test just proved your innocence!'

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Traumatized by the event, Goldilocks was never able to have a relationship with a hairy man: 'EEK!': 'This is my last blind date!'

'Jenkins, there's no easy way for me to say this, so I suggest you download your dismissal as a PDF file from the company website.'

"Talk about overkill. She broke up with me by text, 6 types of social media, and then through her attorney."

"Looks like the computer is down again"

"Sorry, honey. Did we wake you with our weeping and gnashing of teeth?"

"Stop! Someone's texting!!!"

"Just wondering - after you steal my thunder, what do you do with it?"

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"Honey, I forgot my password hint answer. Which plague did my mother compare you to?"

Although it would take a lot of hard work and years of therapy, hardcore gaming couple Jim and Anita would eventually get past Jim's infidelity,

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