Domestic Drama Observer Mugs

'Come, cautiously, through to the sitting room - it's one of the world's major flash points...'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

'Safe!'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

On the house

Mistress Talking to Maid

'I'm his best friend, until his wife walks in.'

"Has your mother called yet on the international situation?"

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

"Just empty it."

'Good news, Mr. Wilson - the DNA-test just proved your innocence!'

Parrot Demands

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

"In local news, 'Hapless Husband Trapped in Loveless Marriage.'"

Traumatized by the event, Goldilocks was never able to have a relationship with a hairy man: 'EEK!': 'This is my last blind date!'

'George, there you are!'

"That's not a...'Sorry honey I burned the dinner' look. That's a...'I meant to burn the dinner and you're gonna eat it because you forgot our anniversary' look."

"I noticed you've packed the gallery with your relatives."

"Look, honey, they're erecting a statue of you in the park—oh, now they're taking it down."

'His 'get-up-and-go' got up and went ages ago'

Dad was widely regarded as being unsuitable for younger viewers.

The Rude Butler.

"Stop staring!"

Men's Intuition: 'Oh, I can tell from that look you're never going to let this go.'

'What are you saying?'

"I've told you, the bottom of the toaster is always full of bread crumbs..."