Domestic Drama Observer Gifts

'Come, cautiously, through to the sitting room - it's one of the world's major flash points...'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

Mistress Talking to Maid

'I'm his best friend, until his wife walks in.'

"Has your mother called yet on the international situation?"

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

On the house

'Safe!'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

"Just empty it."

"In local news, 'Hapless Husband Trapped in Loveless Marriage.'"

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

Parrot Demands

'Good news, Mr. Wilson - the DNA-test just proved your innocence!'

Traumatized by the event, Goldilocks was never able to have a relationship with a hairy man: 'EEK!': 'This is my last blind date!'

"That's not a...'Sorry honey I burned the dinner' look. That's a...'I meant to burn the dinner and you're gonna eat it because you forgot our anniversary' look."

'George, there you are!'

Dad was widely regarded as being unsuitable for younger viewers.

The Rude Butler.

'His 'get-up-and-go' got up and went ages ago'

"I noticed you've packed the gallery with your relatives."

"Look, honey, they're erecting a statue of you in the park—oh, now they're taking it down."

"Stop staring!"

Men's Intuition: 'Oh, I can tell from that look you're never going to let this go.'

'What are you saying?'