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"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Reginald Bunthorne

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Downloading Pregnancy

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

WTF?

Lady Macbeth

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Doctor Bartolo

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Berta screams out!

"Influence this."

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'