Cyber Dramatist Gifts

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Robotic Man

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

'My client's defense is that the bank was an attractive nuisance.'

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

He's just discovereed that our £450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in swindon using his mum's computer.

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...

'Get real Dot Com'

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"Welcome to the team, Mr Ware. What did you say your first name was?"

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'Back in half an hour - make sure the firewall doesn't go out'

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

'Enjoy yourself...take time to smell the plastic flowers.'

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'