Cyber Scenester Gifts

'Get real Dot Com'

Robotic Man

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Internet Cafe.

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

Harold Pinterest

'Hey, if you pull up a war game of Godzilla destroying Tokyo, that's just my son hacking our data base.'

"Chad is doing product placement on the Simpson trial."

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

"Why are smart systems so stupid?"

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Tweet

Norman wondered why business was slow, until a friend told him of his famous namesake.

Witch Online

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #2

"To be or not to be? That is the security question?"

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

Empty Telco Hardware Room

"You all know General Petersen from I.T."

The Middle-School Dance

"Arf is not much of a password."

Social Media Attacks.

"Never accept sweets from strangers, son, but feel free to consent to cookies."

"I'm selling all my old passwords that were stolen."