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'Get real Dot Com'

Robotic Man

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Internet Cafe.

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Harold Pinterest

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Norman wondered why business was slow, until a friend told him of his famous namesake.

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'

Witch Online

Empty Telco Hardware Room

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

"To be or not to be? That is the security question?"

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #2

"You all know General Petersen from I.T."

The Middle-School Dance

Social Media Attacks.

Robot breaks up with a desktop computer. 'I faked all those uploads!'

"I'm selling all my old passwords that were stolen."

'The genius is that WiFi only stays on for seconds at a time.'