'Take these statistics, Miss Findlay, and make them warm and fuzzy.'
Data Dramatist Gifts
Looking for a gift for a data dramatist? Discover a collection of fun and thoughtful items that capture their love for data storytelling. Perfect for anyone who transforms numbers into compelling narratives, these gifts add personality and humor to their daily routine. From clever mugs to stylish prints, find something that celebrates their creative flair and passion for data visualization.
Jean-Paul Sartre
Southwark Fair.
Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.
Comedy and tragedy masks
A man taking a bow
Jack-a-box in the theatre.
'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'
Henrik Ibsen,
"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."
Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!
We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...
'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'
'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'
"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"
The Modern Godot
Samuel Beckett
John Masefield.
James Barrie.
Eugene Ionesco
'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'
'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'
Henrik Ibsen
Oscar Wilde
'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'
Euripides
Modern Day Hamlet.
Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....
To Be/Not To Be
'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'
"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"
The Cherry Orchard - Pick Your Own
Eugene O'Neill
Eugene O'Neill.
"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"
Data Dramatist Gifts Collection
Data Dramatist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the drama and creativity in data storytelling—perfect for brightening up any desk or kitchen.
Data Dramatist Pillows
Liven up their space with pillows that showcase the dramatic flair of data visualization—comfort and humor combined.
Data Dramatist Prints
Browse our creative prints that turn data storytelling into eye-catching art for any wall.
Data Dramatist T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for data dramatists, blending humor and style in perfect harmony.