Data Drama Fan Gifts

"Oh dear, it seems your file has been routinely destroyed."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Eurydice in prison

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"

"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

'Safe!'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Daytime TV For Nerds

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

"Run for it, sir—the cops!"

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

Dirty Deeds

The good, the bard and the ugly

"Can I help you?"

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'

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