Divine Drama Fan Gifts

"I'm feeling smitey today."

'Meanwhile, in another corner of the Garden of Eden...'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Zeus's Caddy

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

The Assumption of Mary

"Please turn on your cell phones."

God's Law.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

Eurydice in prison

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

Mrs. Almighty.

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Safe!'

"I stand corrected..."

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

Closed Thursdays.

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

God's attempt to stay incognito failed.