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"I'm feeling smitey today."

'Meanwhile, in another corner of the Garden of Eden...'

Theatre Crowd

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Zeus's Caddy

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

God's Law.

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Eurydice in prison

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

Mrs. Almighty.

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

Closed Thursdays.

"I stand corrected..."

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

'Safe!'

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

God's attempt to stay incognito failed.