Divine Drama Enthusiast Gifts

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Modern Major General

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Falstaff

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Mikado

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Henrik Ibsen,

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

Shakespeare Street

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Friedrich Schiller

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."