Divine Drama Devotee Gifts

"I stand corrected..."

Modern Major General

"Bravo!"

Mikado

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Henrik Ibsen,

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Three Ladies

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Shakespeare Street

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Starvation Watching

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

"I love my luvvie."

Moliere

Henrik Ibsen

3D Theatre

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"They're texting it in."

Carmen

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

Gore Vidal

Bertolt Brecht

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'