Dramatic Devotee Gifts

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Modern Major General

Mikado

"Bravo!"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Thomas Hardy

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

Henrik Ibsen,

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Three Ladies

Shakespeare Street

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Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Starvation Watching

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"I love my luvvie."

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Moliere

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Henrik Ibsen

3D Theatre

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Carmen

Bertolt Brecht

Gore Vidal