Divine Dramatics Enthusiast Gifts

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Falstaff

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Scarpia from Tosca

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"True crime meets reality TV"

Three Ladies

Scarpia's Palace

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.