Divine Dramatics Enthusiast Gifts

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Falstaff

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Scarpia from Tosca

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"True crime meets reality TV"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

Scarpia's Palace

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Three Ladies

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Midsummer Night's Dream

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Friedrich Schiller

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."