Divine Drama Aficionado Gifts

"You're being sued for cause."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Modern Major General

Mikado

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Henrik Ibsen,

Tristan Und Isolde

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

Shakespeare Street

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Moliere

Henrik Ibsen

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."