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"You're being sued for cause."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Modern Major General

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Mikado

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Henrik Ibsen,

Shakespeare Street

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

Tristan Und Isolde

Starvation Watching

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Moliere

Henrik Ibsen

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Bertolt Brecht

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

Gore Vidal

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'